Sunday, January 10, 2016

Weekending


I have 'Taps' in my head as I write this... our day is done, the weekend is ending, and tonight will be another cold one! This weekend we were together at home- just the four of us- doing our usual plus a little extra (a birthday party, some climbing on the roof, and lots of Mario Cart!), and I feel like we spent this weekend well.

Now the kids are in the tub with bubbles almost overflowing, the pets are already tucked in, and I will probably grab a few library books and slip under the covers once the house is settled and quiet.

A lot of nothing going on, but in the end it's just what I wished for. Hoping all had a weekend just as you wished.

Happy weekending!

Thursday, January 7, 2016

How-To: Sentimental Dinner Plates

We're a week in to January, and I feel like I can safely reveal crafty gifted secrets now. I hinted at a few projects ongoing in the late fall, and most of them don't really need an explanation... a throw-sized quilt, a shadowbox containing a sentimental display, a string of beads, some matchy-matchy sibling pjs, an arty wall hanging. I bet there are a bazillion inspiring how-to pins on Pinterest for any of these if anyone wanted a go at 'em.

However there was one project that began with an inspirational how-to and ended (three attempts later) with me winging it and- eventually- figuring it out on my own.

I'm referring to Nanny's set of 18 sentimental dinner plates. I was inspired by an article in a 2013 Better Homes and Gardens special 'Christmas Ideas' magazine, which had a half-page how-to on making a set of clear glass dishes with sentimental photos on each plate's base. I skimmed over the project write-up in... like... June, decided I could totally do it in a day or two, ordered the glass plates off amazon.com, and let them sit in my project room until mid-December.

OK that was my first mistake. I should learn from this and at least stop procrastinating projects that I have no experience with. Obv.

But anyho I'll cut to the chase: I burned through 6 plates and half a pack of vellum before finally accepting that the how-to in the BHG magazine was way way off, and this project wasn't going to work the way it was laid out in the DIY paragraph.

Here's how it actually should be done, or at least here's how I ended up making it work:

Sentimental Dinner Plates

You will need:
Clear glass plates with a defined, flat base (smooth, rounded edges will make this harder)
8X10 photos, one for each plate (I tried black & white, sepia, and full color, and found
full color photos seemed a little too busy and kitschy for me, for what it's worth...) 
Matte spray-on sealant specifically for photos/paper
A good compass with a good sharpened pencil
Sharp scissors
Dishwasher safe Mod Podge (it does exist!)
A rubber thing like this one for smoothing out bubbles (DO NOT SKIP THIS TOOL! 
Part of one of my problems in the failed attempts was not realizing how bad bubbles
look through the glass once the Mod Podge is dry... even really small ones. 
This thing is worth the $6, you'll wish you had so just do it!)
TIME. This Mod Podge takes a few hours to become dry enough to touch, but it takes 28 
days to fully cure (so you can't get the dishes wet i.e.wash them for a month after making them)

Tip #1: Choose high-resolution photos with the subject(s) clustered together in an area that will fit well into the diameter of the 'footprint' of the plate. Once the photo is printed use your compass to measure the area from the center of the plate to just inside the edge of the bottom, and use that measurement to define the circle on the photo that you'll be cutting out.

Tip #2: Use your compass to draw the circles to be cut out on the back of your photo(s) by holding the photo(s) up on a windowpane so you can see through the paper. Then center your compass point, lower photo and compass back to the table and then draw the circle. That way you won't have pencil marks and/or erasures on the image.

Tip #3: Keep a damp rag nearby and when you've finished a plate do a quick check for Mod Podge-y fingerprints or drips or whatnot that need a cleanup! That stuff will not come off once it dries!



The Method:
I'm not going to go in to the original directions vs. my adapted method, suffice to say there isn't
much left in my how-to that BHG suggested. 
The original idea credit belongs to them... and that's about it.

First, gather your supplies on a surface that can get a little Mod Podge-y, just in case. Wipe down your plates with a dry cloth to remove any dust and fingerprints, and make sure any price tags and price tag glue residue are gone (use alcohol if needed). 

Make sure you've printed your photos on photo paper, not regular printer paper. Take your photos outside or into your garage (well-ventilated garage) and spray image side with sealant. Allow to dry, flip photos over, and spray back side too. Allow to dry completely.

Measure radius of plate base with your compass, then hold photos up to a window- with the image side against the windowpane- and find the center of the image you're wanting to feature with the compass point (lightly encircle the image with the compass while you're holding it up to the window to make sure your circle isn't going to cut anyone's head off or whatever). Holding compass point at the image center, lower photo to table and then firmly draw a circle around the image. Double-check what your circle will end up looking like by putting photo back up to the window. 

If you're satisfied with the image within the circle you've drawn, cut out the circle. If any pencil is visible on the back of your circle, gently erase it (this will be the bottom of your plate and it will be visible through the Mod Podge as it dries clear).

Now take a glass plate and flip it upside-down. With a foam brush, apply a light coat of Mod Podge to the bottom of the plate (only where the photo will be). Gently place cut-out photo face-down on Mod Podged surface. With the flat beveled-edge rubber thing I insist you get for this project, start working the bubbles and excess Mod Podge out from between the photo and the plate. The best way I found to do this is to press firmly from the center of the image outward to the edge, curving slightly at the edge of the photo, then turn the plate a few inches clockwise and repeat all the way around, always from the center outward. Once you feel like you've removed all the bubbles and excess Mod Podge, flip the plate over and check. You do not want to leave any white filmy excess Mod Podge or teeny-tiny bubbles between the photo and the plate. 

If you can see that your image is crystal-clear, adhered all the way around, and bubble-free, flip the plate back over and apply your first external coat of Mod Podge directly to the back of the photo. Go light on the application because again you don't want any bubbles. Plus you're going to do 3 coats total so you don't have to seal it up completely on the first round.

Before you leave your plate(s) to dry, check them for Mod Podge-y finger prints, drips, etc. and wipe them off while they're still wet with a damp rag!

The Mod Podge directions say to wait 1-2 hours between coats and I waited about an hour between each and it worked great. Because you're prepping your finished product for the dishwasher (top rack), you want to make sure you don't skimp on the coats or the drying time. 3 coats minimum, 4 is better, and don't forget- let it cure for 28 days before you get 'em wet!

Photo by Nanny

Photo by my mother-in-law
Once I finally finished this project and got to experience the joy of gifting the finished set I will say this: they were worth the process. However I will also say this: I wish I knew there was a better way than how I first attempted them! But now you do, so go out and make it possible to eat off someone you love's face!

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Visiting :: Dallas World Aquarium









Remember the last time Audrey was here?






Grammy and Gramps took us out on the town yesterday, but it ended up feeling like a trip to the rain forest. Audrey compared it to her field trip last month the whole time we were there, and as far as I'm concerned this was a much better time (could it have been because I wasn't surrounded by screaming kids?).

I've been coming to the Dallas World Aquarium since I was a kid (it's been around since 1992, can you believe it?), and I think it's a little better every time.

Thanks for the fun time, Bill & Linda!


Monday, January 4, 2016

Hen Art

As I've said a few times before, I used to joke about having kids just for the kid art... and in that arena my Littles have always risen to the occasion. Audrey is on her way to finding a niche as a budding artist (pronounced ar-teeeeeey-st), and lately Henry has been drawing like a crazy man, too.

Last night he cut up a coloring book (for the blank side of the pages- he said it was the best paper for cutting... despite all the blank varieties he has access to) and spent close to an hour makin' stuff...

Rulers, some of which go all the way to eleven, twelve, and fourteen (the green ones
are made by Sissy, brown by Hen).

A couple more rulers and a bookmark of Daddy.

A portrait of me... a flattering one I might add. He's so... generous.

"A big brown cactus, so you can look at it and think about big brown cactuses."

Not only do I just love the doodles and explanations that come along with this stuff, but I love love that my kiddos together will draw and chat and crack each other up for an hour, sometimes more. I think I was wise before my time seeing value in kid art so long ago.

And that big brown cactus? I'm thinking about making it into a shirt... you don't think it would be confused as anything but a cactus, do you?

Heh heh.

Sunday, January 3, 2016

Resolved.

I stopped doing the New Years' Resolution thing quite a while ago. Something about that feeling of setting yourself up to fail (or was that just me?) made it seem like the year wasn't starting off on the right foot. However, this morning I woke up feeling very resolved... it was the first day in so long that started with bright sunshine spilling through every window, and I swore I'd spend the whole darn day out in it.

I got my Littles out with me (after only a little prodding) and we let the chickens out and fed them waffles, took a walk in the woods, and then worked on the Gnome Homes until lunch.








I adore the conversations we get to have these days, now that my kids are a little older and a lot more thoughtful... when they're not arguing or any of the other normal sibling/family stuff that can be so distracting, that is. We chatted, we soaked up our vitamin D, we heard coyotes and woodpeckers, and we found the gnome snail Mimmy made.

When we finished the gnome home renovations and were walking in to make grilled cheese sandwiches, Audrey grabbed my hand and said, "I love gnomes and I love you and I think the gnomes are going to love their homes now, and us for making them special again!"

I'm not much on resolutions, but right now I feel pretty resolved to make this kind of day happen again soon and every chance I get after that.

Thursday, December 31, 2015

A Toast

The weather is dire
And the year has grown old,
But with cows in their byre
And with sheep in their fold,
And food and a fire
To ward off the cold-
Our sorrows we'll shrive
Now that Winter is here,
While our hearths are alive
With good will and good cheer!

For with kith and with kin
And the kindness of friends,
All strangers we'll win
And with foes make amends-
So that good will comes in
As the Ageing Year ends!

Soon we'll wish you a hale
And a Happy New Year,
But we'll first tell a tale
While King Winter is here!

Passage from
'Saturn and the Dragons of the Solstice,'
A Mystery Play by Martin Ludgate


Happy New Year, friends and family. May your cabbage be fresh, your black-eyed peas tender, your midnight toast bubbly, and your fortune bright. Cheers.

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

De-Christmasified.


I de-Chrismasified the house yesterday. This year it just felt like the timing was right to clear out pre-New Year, so it all came down... everything except the tree with her lights. (Those remaining gifts you see tucked under there are for my aunt and uncle and their family, with whom we have not yet crossed paths... not sure what I'll do with them if they outlast the tree!)

Our near-bare evergreen now stands as a twinkling beacon awaiting the year to roll over, and I'm reminded of how much I love the look and simplicity of plain pine with white lights. Leaving this remnant of Christmas, now pared down from it's finery, isn't stale-feeling or oppressive (as holiday decorations sometimes feel to me when they're left lingering after the holiday has passed), it actually feels peaceful and somehow more important. Almost as though the ornaments were a distraction from it's real presence, and now it has been freed to stand stoically- mystically- the way it would have been revered a thousand years ago when these traditions we subscribe to were still young and sacred.

Also, it still smells amazingly green and piney.

I'm happily letting my mind linger on this focal point this morning; thinking of the place where it came from, the things that might have lived and sheltered in it, and the celebration that happened around it when it came into our home has helped restore some of that lost sacredness I always wish for this time of year.

For me it's a great way to end the year and prepare for the welcoming of the new one!

Wishing all something beautiful to linger on today. Happy Tuesday!